5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes

If you’re looking for funny quotes to wish your 5 year anniversary then you’ve come to the right place. Whether you are looking for a funny quote for social media or something more personal, there is something here for you. Here we will provide 5 year anniversary quotes that you may not find everywhere else.

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes

  • Our 5 year anniversary Feels like we’ve grown up together, the same way farmers grow crops.

 

  • It’s been 5 years and it’s been a wonderful ride. Thank you for sharing your life with us.

 

  • In 5 years, Allen + Roth has been a long-term relationship filled with love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos. Here’s to 5 more! Cheers to you always

 

  • 5 years from now there will be an awesome reunion for us to laugh about how hard it is to have a conversation with you without one of us being on our phone.

 

  • Happy 5th anniversary to the love of my life!💍

 

  • Happy 5th anniversary, darling! You’ve gotten even more beautiful over the years.

 

  • We can’t believe it’s been five years! Thank YOU, our loyal fans and followers, for making these past five years possible. We wouldn’t be here without you!

 

  • Five years ago, I could barely see your face. Now it’s swoon-worthy. Happy #anniversary @brian1st!

 

  • Today is only the beginning. We’ve changed the game for good over the last 5 years, and we can’t wait to see what other trends will be made possible by today’s adventures.

 

  • Our 5-year anniversary party was so lit it made the nuclear plant close down.

 

  • It’s our 5 year anniversary! And you’re still the only one for me.

 

  • We’re celebrating our fifth anniversary. Thanks for being an awesome friend these past five years. Here’s to many more.

 

  • 5 years is a pretty awesome milestone. Thank you to everyone who makes this journey so special. Here’s to 5 more!

 

  • Five years is a milestone worth celebrating, but not as much as the 5 years we’re about to celebrate.

 

  • Here’s to 5 years of making each other better and laughing along the way.

 

  • Celebrating our 5th anniversary with a flash-intro to the past five years. We promised ourselves we would never post a flower crown pic,

 

  • It’s been 5 years since my crush took me to that *awesome* coffee shop, and I still haven’t forgotten it.

 

  • 5 years ago today, my love for you became a reality. Thanks to all who have made our last 5 years so great. Happy anniversary, babe.

 

  • 5 years ago we dreamed to bring you your favorite Breakfast Beverages in a can—yes, can. The whole world could see and we shared the dream while the line cleared quickly at our first three locations. Happy 5th Anniversary to all who supported

 

  • 5th wedding anniversary. The only reason we made it was because we never went to couples counseling.

 

  • 5 years flew by, but you’re still my favorite brand.

 

  • Every year is a good one when you have friends like these. Happy anniversary, guys. We couldn’t have done it without you. #5yearanniversary

 

  • 5 years—where has the time gone? Lots of laughs, long nights, and not nearly enough sleep. We’re thrilled to celebrate with you! Here’s to another 5 years! Cheers!

 

  • This 5th year of friendship always has me feeling like I rolled off this assembly line (But it’s time to celebrate). Happy anniversary!

 

  • 5th anniversary of these baby pictures of us! Can’t believe we were ever that young.

 

  • Celebrating 5 years of all this passion and friendship. Look at where we’ve come from and look at what’s to come.

 

  • 5 years mark the beginning of something great. Just imagine what we’ll be celebrating in 5 more years!

 

  • That’s what friends are for! ^^ Been 5 years already? Time flies when you are 👣happy. We are looking forward to the next five years together, good things will happen inshaAllah.

 

  • After 5 years together, there are a few things I know for sure: you’re still annoying, you’re still selfish, and I’m still totally in love with you.

 

  • When we first started working together, I felt like we could be best friends. Now I know we definitely will be. Happy anniversary!

 

  • We love being a part of this milestone in your lives. Thank you for keeping us a part of it, for 5 years and counting. Congratulations, and cheers to many more. Happy anniversary!

 

  • There’s a reason it took 5 years to spell out our anniversary date. We wanted to get it right. Thank you for the long haul. Happy ♥♥♥iversary, @jenniferlhayes!

 

  • We’ve been together for 5 years and we’re still as crazy about each other as we were on day 1.

 

  • 5 years is a pretty good amount of time to know someone, but the best relationships take just a little longer.

 

  • 5 years ago, we met at the crossroads of life, friendship, and fashion. Happy Anniversary.

 

  • 5 years later, our whirlwind romance is just as fun as the first time we met! Happy Anniversary, memories.

 

  • Nothing is better than being pleasantly surprised by a wonderful surprise that makes you feel happy, appreciative, and alive! Congratulations to Love to be Chocolate Brown 5th anniversary!

 

  • The best anniversary is those in which the spouses not only tolerate one another but get on with each other.

 

  • You can never put a price on friendship, and you can never see your bestie too much. Happy anniversary and here’s to 5 more!

 

  • Today and every day, we’re excited to bring you better experiences and more joy. Cheers to five awesomesauce years. 🍻

 

  • 5 years, 5 laughs. Congratulations to the best parents in the world. It has been a joy to watch you grow into a vibrant and endearing family that will forever hold a spot in my heart.

 

  • Who knew you’d still be around in five years, but here we are celebrating our fifth anniversary with you!

 

  • How are you celebrating our 5th-anniversary? -☝️

 

  • Awww I’ve been with you for 5 years now—that’s a major accomplishment! Happy anniversary, babe.

 

  • Anyone else celebrating their fifth anniversary today?

 

  • Saying that these years have gone by in the blink of an eye, even though they’ve felt like a great big beautiful breeze. Thanks for being there with us each step of the way.

 

  • Happy anniversary to a partner in crime. This adventure wouldn’t be the same without you, buddy.

 

  • We’re all about celebrating our 5 year anniversary with you. That’s why we’re throwing a crazy party that only crazy people could come to.

 

  • Today, we get to celebrate 5 years of marriage, the best five years of our life. We love you @torysatour! #happy5yearanniversary

 

  • Staying in touch with friends and family members is important to me. It makes my 5th anniversary even sweeter.

 

  • Well, you’ve been a busy girl. 😜 Happy 5th Anniversary to the most beautiful girl in the world.

 

  • We fell in love with you, and we’ve been falling for 5 years. Happy anniversary!

 

  • 5 years ago, 5 friends and I started a little company that would quickly become more than we ever imagined. Today we celebrate the journey of our first five anniversaries!

 

  • Five years ago today, I met the love of my life. Happy anniversary to my best friend, @thephilman. I love you so much!

 

  • Can’t wait to enjoy our next five decades together. Happy anniversary, love of my life! happy anniversary.

 

  • Once upon a time, we used to date. Then we fell in love and got married. And now we’re thrilled to be celebrating our 5 year anniversary.

 

  • Today, we’re celebrating 5 years of friendship, business & breakfast tacos. In our book, that deserves a wonderful anniversary.

 

  • 5 years ago we met in bagels and coffee and life has never been the same. Here’s to the memories and adventures anniversary ahead!

 

  • Happy 5th anniversary to the most wonderful person I know. I’m not quite sure where our time together has gone, but I can’t wait to see what the next five years bring!

 

  • These past 5 years have been a blast! Thanks for being here to celebrate another 5 years with us.

 

  • 5 years ago, I proposed to my best friend. She said yes! We’ve experienced so much through this 5 year anniversary and I can’t wait for the next 50 together.

 

  • Happy anniversary─ that’s to you, baby. You have yet again made these last 5 years the best of my existence. To not only spend each day with you, but to work side by side

 

  • May our friendship always grow stronger. May the sun shine brighter. May the moments of laughter be endless. And most of all, may you always have a cupcake.

 

  • 5 years. We’ve come a long way, but we’ve only really scratched the surface of what’s to come. Here’s to the next half-decade!

 

  • 5 years is a big milestone for many relationships. Whether you’ve been together for years or just got married, this is the perfect time to celebrate with your significant other! Happy Anniversary Wishing You Health & Happiness ❤️

 

  • Sharing sweet memories of the love we have had 5 years since our wedding day- Read our 5 year anniversary acknowledgments here.

 

  • The 5 year anniversary is a time to reflect on what has been and to look forward to what is yet to come.

 

  • To celebrate our five-year anniversary, we found ways to put more love into everything we do.

 

  • Celebrating five fantastic years with you. We have loved every minute of your support! Cheers to even more of the good stuff ahead. happy anniversary.

 

  • 5 years! We can’t believe it either. But we wouldn’t want to spend them with anyone else. happy anniversary.

 

  • 5 years of teaming up with you to build a better world, one bar at a time. Cheers 5th anniversary.

 

  • Looking back at the past five years and seeing all we’ve accomplished, our friends and family do ask: what did we do to deserve you?! 😝 Our answer: we’re no good without you.

 

  • When we started we had big plans, but we didn’t know exactly how we were going to make it work. We thought business would take care of itself.

 

  • Happy 5th Anniversary to us–it’s been an amazing 5 years! Thanks for helping us get there. We can’t wait to continue to Make People Happy with you all.

 

  • 5 years ago today, I called you my better half… who knows what the next 5 will bring. Happy anniversary baby.

 

  • Today, tomorrow, and for the next 5 years – we’re partnered with you! Congratulations on your anniversary and we can’t wait to see what happens next.

 

  • Well, technically it’s an anniversary. We all turned over 5 years ago. Now it’s legal for us to drink in the states.

 

  • Thank you, Seattle! Five years ago today, you welcomed me with open arms. And now I’m spilling over into your sister cities.

 

  • What do 5 years of friendship feel like? It feels like the whole world tilting on its axis when you fall in love for the first time; when your heart crashes into my heart. happy anniversary.

 

  • Today, we’re celebrating five years of making it easy to get fresh. Thanks for pushing us to be even fresher.

 

  • Happy Anniversary to this guy. I am so thankful that the joke is on me every single day.

 

  • Hey @joannamcmurry, we’re celebrating our 5 year anniversary this October. What should we do?

 

  • 5 years is a great time to reflect on how far we’ve come, but more importantly, look ahead to where the path leads. Cheers! 🍾

 

  • Happy Anniversary to my best friend! Time sure flies when you’re in love

 

  • 5 years ago today, we met. Happy anniversary, my love!

 

  • Five years of laughter, love, and your favorite coffee beans. We wish you a happy anniversary and many more to come!

 

  • 5 years is a remarkable milestone for a small business. Thanks to our customers, who’ve been with us from the beginning. 💗

 

  • I was worried I did something wrong, but then I remembered we’d been together for the 5th anniversary.

 

  • If you can read this, I’ve been 5 years old for a long time now. Happy anniversary, to me!

 

  • Happy anniversary to my favorite #sidekick. This is only the beginning.

 

  • Happy Anniversary to my friends at the Nantucket Cottage Hospital. We have some wild stories you just wouldn’t believe.

 

  • Today, we celebrate the fifth anniversary of dedicated friendship, a long-distance relationship that has grown stronger with time! We couldn’t have made it here without your continuous support.

 

  • In honor of our 5 year anniversary, we’ve been hanging out with our favorite celebrity. She’s been to all of our flavor releases and knows exactly when to add sprinkles.

 

  • Dear fifth anniversary, you’re the best year of my life.

 

  • Thanks so much for being a part of our life these last 5 years! We wish you’d stay forever.

 

  • From saying our vows in a barn to having a baby in a treehouse, we’ve had 5 years of variety and we wouldn’t change a thing. Happy Anniversary!

 

  • 5 years together has taught us that we’re stronger together than we are apart. As always, thank you.

 

  • Celebrating 5 years of friendship, crazy adventures, and memorable moments. We wouldn’t change the world with you any other way. Here’s to many more! 🥂

 

  • It’s our 5th anniversary! We love you all so much & can’t thank you enough for being here.

 

  • Five years have flown by and we’re celebrating today with a few laughs, a good dose of gratitude, and chocolate cake!

 

  • Here’s to the next five years of building meaningful relationships with those closest to us!

 

  • 5 years of adventures, 2 kids, love, laughter & memories that would fill a thousand lifetimes. Happy Anniversary to my favorite person in the whole world

 

  • When we founded this company, our goals were to make you better at your game (and look good doing it)…and to celebrate 5 year anniversary along the way. Here’s to another great year together!

 

  • Happy 5th Anniversary to the best friends I could have ever asked for.

 

  • Five of our favorite things about working together for 5 years: each other, coffee, obsession, growth, culture. happy anniversary

 

  • 5 years and we still know the exact spot that we first met. Happy anniversary

 

  • It’s been five years of love and laughter. And as we grow as individuals and as a couple, so does our relationship. Here’s to 5 more years of adventures, together.

 

  • Happy 5th anniversary to the love of my life, my soulmate, my best friend…my husband.

 

  • Five years have come and gone. It’s been a blast! Thank you for being part of it. We can’t wait to celebrate our anniversary with you this year.

 

  • Here’s to another five years of making the world a little sweeter. Happy anniversary, @rockyroad

 

  • 5 years ago today, we became an independent company. To everyone who’s helped us along the way, you’ve made us stronger. You’ve made us braver.

 

  • Five years ago, we got married on a beach in Mexico with two dollars in our pockets and dreams of starting a family. Tonight, we’re celebrating our anniversary with a piece of cake and a bottle of white wine.

 

  • Happy Anniversary to my favorite dance partner, @mrs_burnsburns. Here’s to the next five years.

 

  • “If it feels like you’re in your 20s again, that’s because you are! Happy 5th Anniversary!”

 

  • That feeling when your fifth anniversary is celebrated with a funny tweet.

 

  • 5 years ago, I asked you to follow me & you did!!! I am so thankful for the last 5 years of your support & friendship. happy anniversary.

 

  • What a magical five years it’s been since we first met. We’ve enjoyed being part of your journey through struggles and adventures, laughter and tears. We hope you’ve had some fun along the way. Keep growing, stay strong, survive your tribes

 

  • I don’t think we’ve celebrated our fifth wedding anniversary yet. Let’s do that thing.

 

  • “Happy Anniversary to my favorite bae. I can’t wait for forever because we have forever, baby!” – @jake_darden

 

  • You’re now entering my fifth year as a manager at In Good Taste, and it turns out that my clients’ taste continues to evolve as much as mine. happy anniversary

 

  • 5 years of fun, growth, and good vibes. Thanks for all of the support and for helping us become more of everything we’ve always wanted to be. Congrats on all the fun!”

 

  • The 5 year anniversary of my best friend and I was pretty rad. I’d like to thank myself, my cat, and cat food for making me the person I am today.

 

  • Weddings and the like make you the same…but these are for all of you people who’ve been with us 5 year anniversary.

 

  • Let’s celebrate 5 years of friendship! We thank all our friends, family & followers for the love & support that made this possible with lots of laughs, fun times & memories! Cheers to 5 more years with you!

 

  • Yes, even your meme texts us. Happy 5 year anniversary to the best phone company ever!

 

  • Signing up for a 5 year anniversary was the best decision we made 😃, but it wasn’t without its pitfalls.

 

  • We can’t believe it’s been 5 years already! Thanks for the love and memories that have made us who we are today happy anniversary.

 

  • Today we celebrate five years of the best friends anyone could ever ask for. Happy Anniversary, bestie.

 

  • We’re celebrating five years of friendship, laughs, and wine this summer with you all. Thanks for all the memories!

 

  • It’s our anniversary, but you’re the one that made this party happen.

 

  • Five years ago today, I married the love of my life. Thank you for making me happier than I ever thought possible, and for being the most amazing mother to our three perfect children. I love you.

 

  • Today is our fifth anniversary, which means it’s time to break up with you. -haha no, just kidding! We love you so much you wouldn’t understand.

 

  • We worked hard to get here, but we still think it’s pretty great that we can say “we’ve been together for the fifth anniversary.”

 

  • 5 years, and we’re still working on making you look good (and feel even better). Happy 5th Anniversary to us.

 

  • In the past five years, we have grown from a small business to an awesome brand. Every day is a new adventure for us and we are happy to do it on your side. Good luck, dear friends!

 

  • We couldn’t have made it this far without you! Thank you so much for being with us. We love every one of you; happy anniversary.

 

  • 5 years and many memories later, we’re celebrating our anniversary like everyone should: with cake.

 

  • Today is my 5th anniversary. How time flies when you’re having fun working with your best friend.

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