60th Birthday Toasts Funny: Clocking 60 is a beautiful milestone that should be marked in a grand style. If you have someone celebrating his/her 60th birthday, we have collected some hilarious 60th birthday toasts to make him/her smile, laugh, and feel alive like a twenty-old.
60th Birthday Toasts Funny
You have lived life to the fullest, and I know that no one has entertained themselves better than you. It’s hard to believe it’s 60 years since your birth! As you get older, people say that your age doesn’t matter. You have proved everyone wrong by being young at heart. Happy birthday!
Now that you’ve reached the age of 60, I want to wish you to rest and relax more than ever before. The human body is meant to work for about fifty years, and this is when the maintenance stops. You should enjoy your retirement very much knowing that your life was full of adventure and creative content.
With many more one-liners and your cunning sense of wit, you survived the ordeal of being 60 years young. You are a symbol of inspiration to everyone around you. Blessed with wisdom, sharp intellect, and great understanding, people turn to you for solutions to a lot of their problems. I must say, all those sacrifices you made in raising me have paid off excellently! Thanks for the support all this time, I guess it was not in vain, I have been able to become someone important to myself and my community.
You are growing up, now you are in your 60s. Today on your special day, I urge you to never forget what you have learned so far and continue growing exponentially. As you grow wiser and older, I want to thank you for all the instances of guidance and positivity that you have brought into my life. Thank you for everything!
We wish you a very happy birthday and pray that you keep earning those years right up to 100!
I know you long to know how old you are. Well, I’ll tell you how old you are and when you’ll die. You are 90 years old today, but don’t worry, because you’re going to die tomorrow. Happy birthday; I wish that’s not true though.
I am so glad to tell you that while we are in our 60th year of life, I drink water that is less than 10 years old. I like this drink because it has the same high quality as when you and I were young.
My mom, you are one of a kind. You are caring, thoughtful, and hardworking. I know if I ever need anything, you are willing to help me out. Thank you for all the love and support. I am so lucky to have you as a mom! Happy birthday.
I sent a car to pick you up, but they brought a hearse, instead. It didn’t stop you from dancing the night away. Happy birthday!
You are the best wife ever! Here’s to another sixty years of listening to you, taking your side in all arguments, and never speaking my mind.
Happiness may be a trick, but it’s a great one. If you fall for it, enjoy the ride!
While it’s wonderful to hit the big 6-O, I still can’t get over the fact that I know 60 people with only one name. John’s folks are probably thrilled to have the name “John” finally on the market after so many years of monopolizing it. They should have just had one more kid and called him “Dan”.
The tree has come to symbolize important milestones and life achievements. Like this wooden box of wine, you’ve aged like a fine wine on the inside, while still retaining the rough exterior of a two-timing martini. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dad! You might have not been the manliest man one could ever find on earth, but you won’t get any complaints from me. You gave me the love and security that I didn’t get in your absence. I hope everyone knows that the best moment of my life was when you were there with me. I wish you a very happy birthday and lots of cake to go with it.
I would like to take this opportunity to reach out to you and say I wish you a very happy birthday! You have been such a good father, an exemplar husband, and an irreplaceable friend. You have always made time for me, even though you must be so busy. Happy Birthday!!
Birthdays are a good time to take stock of one’s accomplishments. And yours have been many: If a nuclear holocaust wiped out the rest of humanity, you would probably still be able to phone everyone on your speed dial and ask them to come over for egg salad. I’ve also heard that if you stretch your arms all the way out, you can both graze the ceiling and touch the floor. Don’t believe me? Call Dick or Jane and ask them to come to hang out with us.
May the next 60 years be as good as the last!
60 is the new 20.
Well, this is the big 60!
I’m so glad that we are in this together, although I know it’s only a matter of time until you kick the bucket. I know that you do not have much longer.
The party is over, but the hangover continues… my dear friend.
People, I’m sure we can all relate to this cliche but nevertheless effective birthday quote: “60 years is a lot of years and people should start telling you about it!”I’ve been attending the same school for 60 years, and now it’s my turn to graduate. So thank you for making it such a wonderful celebration! Congratulations!
Happy birthday, Dad! I know it’s your 60th birthday, but you are still as cool as the other side of the pillow. Your advice has been so valuable and will continue to be a priceless gift in the journey of life. I thank God that He gave me the best father in this world. Happy birthday wishes to you!
Happy 60th Birthday to the King of Cool, your favorite funny person, loved by all—always first in his class. I thought about my relationship with you; it is so solid and so robust, that even with its many ups and downs, it has never once tried to slow down!
60 years old? My dear friend, you have aged like fine wine. Looking smart and stunning as ever, I just want to say, thank you for being there for me always. You are a really special girl and one of my best friends. Love you!
Sixty is the least age to begin a new life. There are a lot of lands here, but you’re still busy building yourself into a castle. Take your time and have fun with it. The only thing I wish for you is that you enjoy every moment of it and share it with your family and friends.
You’re not getting older, you’re getting better! Happy birthday!
Dear dad, no doubt you have all the answers. I was born, that’s what you said. You took me home and brought me up with love and care, a father of a pearl. One who is kind and caring even in his old age, who guided us through some rough weather. My thanks to you dad, 60 years is not such a milestone after all.
Sixty is the new forty, so I thought why not make it to your party? I had to bring my good knees though. The only problem is by the time I get to the entrance I’m going to be bouncing off the ceiling. Funny thing is, you are going to look at me and say; “Didn’t he go yet?”
To a man who had achieved everything in life, who has seen so much and gained a pearl of unrivaled wisdom. You are a great example of how to live and I wish you a very happy birthday today. May you see two more decades yet!
Many more birthdays to come-irrespective of this one. For the same reason, may I wish you a long, happy and healthy life. May you never say “I can’t” or “I won’t” because your mind is open to possibilities. May you always explore the world around you because it is beautiful and interesting. May you continue to explore new worlds and new experiences. This is my most sincere birthday wish to you from the bottom of my heart.
Dear father, today we celebrate a momentous day in your life. Sixty years is a long time, indeed! You have lived these years full of love and laughter, until now. I am grateful to have you as the best dad any kid can ask for! I hope with all my heart you will celebrate this beautiful birthday with the same zeal and energy you have always shown. Wishing you a very happy 60th birthday father!
After 60 years, I would have thought that you had enough of everything: but here you are, as usual, asking for more. I hope that you don’t kill me before I find the perfect gift for your incredible 60th birthday. So to you, I say cheers and up-kicks!
Happy 60th Birthday Funny Quotes
Most people have a midlife crisis. They scream, “I’m middle-aged! ” and resign themselves to watching the rest of life pass them by. But here you are, celebrating your 60th birthday. You’re the type of guy that might have a senior citizen lottery. You work out regularly. And you fearlessly don’t wear pants. May your next 60 years be this interesting and lived with as much gusto as the first!
When you turn 60, it’s a golden opportunity to make the most of your life! If you’re not turning 40 and getting a midlife crisis, you’re going to hit 60 and start panicking. Now that you’re at yet another pivotal milestone in your life, I feel it’d be appropriate to evoke a few lines from the famous song by Tim Rice and Alan Menken that is a true rendition of what lies ahead of you: “Don’t worry about your troubles; Happy birthday!
I can’t believe you are already 60. It is going to be such a difficult journey to go through the remaining years of your life, but I am ready to accompany you. Hah! I know it is a bit late to tell you this, but I have always been fond of older women.
My dearest old friend, I owe you all that my life has come to be. You gave me a sense of who I am and where I belong. If it was not for your influence, my life would have come to nothing. I could never thank you enough for making me the man I am today. As we grow older together, my heart grows warmer knowing that there is someone like you in the world who understands me completely and knows how to take care of me. And on this special day, I wish God’s grace, a happy 60th birthday!
Live long and let live! A life without laughter is no life at all. So pass the wine, we’ll celebrate this fantastic day. It’s a milestone for you and we’re here to say: Let’s party like tomorrow will never be! Happy 60th birthday!
Dear Boss, we need to get you something really big for your six-zero. How about a basket, but not a picnic one?
What can I say, you are a legend! Selfless, noble, and straightforward. A rare combination in today’s world of political correctness and selfishness. You are like a breath of fresh air. I hope you enjoy the party, but don’t forget to go out there and make the world a better place…Happy 60th birthday!
A-Ha! A big sigh of relief! We are done with the 50s, now 60s, make the best use of your time. Happy birthday buddy!
Today is the day that you have been waiting for all your life, 60th birthday toasts funny. There is no better time than the present to share in your birthday celebrations. I wish you all blessings and best wishes for the coming years. These are things that money can’t buy but are yours for the taking anyway. Happy Birthday!!!!
60 marks the beginning of a new adventure, and we want to make sure that you are just as happy and carefree as you always were. Turn the clock back, if you can’t move forward. We wish you the best birthday ever!
As you enter your sixtieth year, I am sure it is a celebration of a life well lived. Thx for all the joy, laughter, and support that you have given to others over the years. No one else can lighten up the room with their laughter as you do. You are a blessing in many ways. Happy birthday to you!
Here is my toast to you: May your next sixty years be even better than the first. Love, your family.
Being a decade older, I was gifted with many years of wisdom and life experiences. But as the day has come that I am now officially sixty, I can’t help but wonder if sixty decades weren’t just one single year.
Sixty wonderful years! It’s hard to believe that you aren’t really much older than this. Time has been good to you thus far, I hope it will spare us many more years of your clever humor, great stories, and dedication to the teaching profession. This is one career I never thought would be so envious of! Here’s to another 60 years!!!
I was 59 when I started using the same pair of socks for a week. Now that I have turned 60, I realized there are upsides to it: My shoes no longer smell as bad. I have figured out how to wear my socks and my shoes at the same time. Finally, I can wear whatever underwear makes me happy.
Birthdays are a good time to look back on the road traveled and see how far you have come. Kids will tell you what they want to get as a present; let’s stop living our life by what others want. You are not your job, you are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive or even your own home. All these things will slowly dissolve, over time,. We can always trade to better ourselves. The best is yet to come
If I were a wealthy man, I’d employ the entire village to sing anthems of your greatness. Happy birthday my friend. As you turn the page on another chapter of life, here’s to a happy, healthy, and prosperous next decade!
Happy birthday to you for having a cool head and a hot heart. You manage your life like a pilot does his ship — with tact + precision. Not everyone is blessed with the wisdom and insight that you possess, and you have seen the world in all its glory. I don’t have many words to express my gratitude towards you, but happy birthday and here’s wishing you the best life has to offer!